Hallo! It is I, Foppa the Cat, AKA, Boss Fuzz. U seez, I iz habbing a ruf couple of dayz. Mom and Papa took alls my fings away at my house and put dem in some big boxes on the driveway. I watched the whole fing. Then, when nuffing was left, they put me and my brudder and sister in mom’s heap and we drove away. We drove for a real long time. When we stopped, mom said we were at a ho-tel. When we got there, papa was there too, but he didn’t ride in mom’s heap. He is driving his car and pulling anudder big box with some of our fings in it. The hotel room was kinda fun, there were some flies I chased, but I was kinda missin’ my house and cat tree. In the morning, I had a tummy ache. Mom and papa went to eat breakfast and when they came back, I had had a potty accident. It was not so good, you seez, I have long hairz and things can get messy back there. They had to give me a B A T H ! It ruined my whole day! Then they put us back in mom’s car and we drove a real long time again. We are now in our third ho-tel. They aren’t so bad. They are like a real small house. I have my bathroom, food, my brudder and sister and mom and papa. Know what I don’t have? My cat tree! My baby brudder, Earp is real scared. I tried to tell him it iz okay, but he keeps hidin’ under thingz in the room. Today, he even found a secret spot in moms car where he wuzn’t sposed to go. Mom was real scared. After that, it looked like fun, so I escaped to the front of the car too. Mom was real mad at me. My sister Zoe gets scared sometimes too, but she haz still been sleeping on papa’s feet at night. We drove a lot today and mom and papa took some pictures of fings we see out the windowz.
Author: Foppa Bloemendaal